Homeland Security to Regulate Kerosene

Since 9/11, professional demolition companies across the world have modified their method of demolishing buildings. Instead of using expensive demolition charges and the many man hours it takes to wire the explosives, they have begun using the less expensive kerosene. Other than being more cost effective, it was accidentally discovered on 9/11 that jet fuel (kerosene is mainly used in fuel for jet engines) was more effective than high powered explosives. The destructive power of kerosene has never been fully realized for over 1,200 years since it was first produced in Baghdad. Because of the highly destructive nature of kerosene Homeland Security will not allow the sale to the general public without special permit.

This image of flight 175 striking WTC 2 demonstrates how kerosene reacts in a crash. Instead of exploding into a fire ball and tearing the wings off (where the fuel is stored), the kerosene allows the aircraft to enter a steel and concrete building 99 times its own mass totally intact. Pretty cool, huh?